Viagra Quotes

“Niagara falls, Viagra rises.”
― Stewart Stafford

“That was supposed to be the whole purpose of the Internet, you know. To share scientific information."

"Not a Viagra- and porn-delivery system?”
― Christopher Moore, The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

“...there's an impotency Viagra can't touch - the inability of a man to speak ...”
― John Geddes, A Familiar Rain

“Hell, I’m practically an escort for my rich doctor clients. They call and I come running whispering sweet nothings in their ears and whipping out some of the best drugs money can buy. Matter of fact, we just got some meds in that makes Viagra look like chewable kiddie vitamins. One of my doctors told me when he came it was so good, he blacked out temporarily. Me and my boy toy are trying that one out tonight.”
― A.T. Hicks, Peaches and the Gambler

“Starving whilst schooled is like a man’s finding out that his wife is on her periods … a few seconds after he took Viagra.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Viagra, Valtrex, Valium... you fuck enough strangers, you're taking a blue pill with a "V" on it.”
― Tyler Knight, Burn My Shadow: A Selective Memory of an X-Rated Life

“I know that
On the store there is real
And fake

Viagra.... both can kill youx don't worry about that problem.”
― Deyth Banger

“I think you may have taken a different drug to your buddies, though,’ Naya says, and points at the bulging mound in my crotch. ‘You’re a bit too young for the blue pill.”
― Brendan Lawley, Bonesland

“I know that
On the store there is real
And fake

Viagra.... both can kill you,... "x" don't worry about that problem.”
― Deyth Banger

“Whether the individuals are members of the Eisenhower Generation or the Baby Boomers, The Villages produces a culture of individual and collective youthfulness, but one paradoxically without youth. Youthfulness in these terms is not only produced through communal activities but also through the repair, development, and enhancement of the individual body itself. The programming of the strip hospital complex supports what might be termed as 'cyborgian' ambitions of the residents with respect to a broad range of treatments and products, from the biochemical and the biomechanical, to the bio-cosmetic and the psychochemical. Blechman's documentation of the 'Don Juan' of the villages, Mr. Midnight, resonates with this notion of posthuman subjecthood: 'I have to pick up my Viagra,' he says, and soon returns with a brown package. 'It's not that I need it, mind you. It's an enhancement, like whipped cream and nuts on a sundae. If it's a special night, I might take 100 milligrams.' Other 'enhancements' include the over-the-counter canned oxygen product Big Ox Power Oxygen reportedly used by residents to speed hangover recovery. These forms of experimental subjectivity and collectivity produce unforeseen effects:
Doctors said sexually transmitted diseases among senior citizens are running rampant at a popular Central Florida retirement community, according to a Local 6 News report. A gynaecologist at The Villages community near Orlando, Fla., said she treats more cases of herpes and the human papilloma virus in the retirement community than she did in the city of Miami.
According to the news report, local doctors attributed this predicament to the ready availability of Viagra within the community, a lack of sexual education, and the non-risk of pregnancy within the age group. It will be suggested here, however, that the broader spatiotemporal construction of The Villages, including golf carts and golf cart infrastructure, downtown public settings, and happy hours, further contribute to the social milieu that promotes enhanced intimacy as well as sexual activity.”
― Deane Simpson, Young-Old: Urban Utopias of an Aging Society

“Viagra: A sickened man’s best friend.”
― Steven Magee, Hypoxia, Mental Illness & Chronic Fatigue