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The second film in the popular animated gonk karaoke franchise bypassed cinemas and went straight to VOD, catering to a grateful audience of frazzled families grasping for entertainment options.

Move yer effing feet, you gonk.

The speeder, driven by The Force Awakens star Daisy Ridley, looks closer in appearance to a GNK "Gonk" power droid than Luke's sleek X-34 model.

As if the golden glow of a newly prime ministerial aura around Britain's top gonk were not enough to prove it, photographs have been released testifying to his arrival within the US president's orbit and one of the smaller offices of the White House, wherein he stayed for 25 whole minutes discussing Gaza, Ukraine and Russia, the Malaysian airliner and anything else that could possibly burnish an opposition leader's foreign policy credentials ahead of an election next year.

"Not as a Jedi Knight," he stressed, "but I dressed up as a gonk droid a couple of times. "I liked the tertiary characters or the ones you don't necessarily look at.