carries on

If he carries on his run then he is in the right place around about the six yard box to get a tap-in for the winner when Bruno Fernandes' shot is saved.

"I can't see how he can carry on afterwards, not seeing what people have seen - it shouldn't be allowed that he carries on."

But "he just moves on to different areas of the country and carries on", says Ms Collins.

If he carries on like this, he will be our player of the season.

When the facts become too painful, the room stands slack for a second and then carries on.