femme

Abrasive, shallow and giddily watchable, her Wow Platinum — what a name! — twiddles her clawed fingers like a femme fatale dead certain she can charm her way to the top.

I started the year with a plan: to organize and embark on a 16-city national book tour to celebrate the release of my book, “Mechanic Shop Femme’s Guide to Car Ownership,” all in just 28 days.

I wrote Mechanic Shop Femme’s Guide to Car Ownership to help the average car owner get a handle on all things cars.

So yeah, that femme performance is so defining of how to hold yourself, to be erect because matriarchs are the oaks of families.

Some days it was closer to my ’90s queer teen style and others a ’50s-inspired high femme.