pepperoni

Patrons eating pepperoni slices at the local pizza parlour will propose: "If anything, criminals need to be concerned, because if they break into your home, and you're there, they don't know what you got."

Since I was young, I've had a deep affinity for pepperoni rolls and bread.

Created by homesick Italian American immigrants more than a century ago, pepperoni is now synonymous with pizza.

According to many rapturous TikTok videos, its affinity for charcuterie and cheese boards, not to mention chicken tenders and pepperoni pizza, has helped drive the trend and inspire recipes.

It hits Gillicut hard across the face, smearing him with cheese and pepperoni.