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"I was about to sing and in he steps, plonks himself in the middle of the front row," the actor says.

On Thursday there was no doubt over the identity of the maximum man, as Smith plonked half a dozen over the rope.

As the light faded and the second new ball shone, the gift of Babar Azam plonking his pad in front of the stumps was nothing more than England deserved.

Even with a glass of Number 11’s best plonk to wash it down.

They continue to jointly own the chateau and vineyard, which produces 2 million bottles of rosé a year, and it's anything but plonk.