Dark Fey Quotes

“He's like six hundred years younger than you are. I refuse to be the moral compass of our cell! Most weekends I have an intoxispell bong attached to my mouth like a respirator. I love scatological humor, and I list 'pranks involving nuclear waste' and 'making demons eat things' as my hobbies.”
― Kresley Cole, Dreams of a Dark Warrior

“What'd you want to talk about?"

"Just to commend you on your revenge last night. It must have been fiendish. Of course, I can only imagine since there wasn't a mark on Chase this morning, only residual bliss."

"He heals fast! I whaled on his face. Must've been thirty hits."

Natalya's lips quirked. "You're glowing like a Lite-Brite."

"Shut it, fairy.”
― Kresley Cole, Dreams of a Dark Warrior

“Valkyrie, if there was ever a cradle to be robbed ... Gods, just look at him." ...

... "Face it, Nat, this is one tiger who will never be jumping through your flaming hoop--”
― Kresley Cole

“Face it, Nat, this is one tiger who will never be jumping through your flaming hoop--”
― Kresley Cole, Dreams of a Dark Warrior