Lumber Quotes

“The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture finished and put inside boxes.”
― Dave Barry, The Taming of the Screw

“- My love is about 2/3rds as invisible as her love, and that sort of transparency isn’t really all that healthy in a relationship.
- I chop trees down with my sharpened mustache, remember? Cloning works, but can lead you in the wrong direction.
-Jarod Kintz and Stefan D”
― Stefan D

“COVID-19 caused a lumber shortage in 2020.”
― Steven Magee