Petting Quotes

“When a woman is romantically subdued, all she does at that moment is under the influence of her desires.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson

“When writing, I uncage KAT: Keep Adding Tension. Even if I don't know where the story's going, petting the KAT keeps it purring.”
― Don Roff

“Cats are evil and stroking them encourages their evil thoughts to climb up into your brain. Be wary of combining cat-stroking thinking, for the result can be catastrophic.”
― Christine Riccio, Because You Love to Hate Me: 13 Tales of Villainy

“I must have told my cat I love him at least 123,456 times, but perceiving the words were just Noise Air, I liked to let my hands do my communicating. From my heart, down my arm, through my hand and into his body, each time I pet him I wanted him to feel my love.”
― Jarod Kintz, Powdered Saxophone Music

“His marriage is on the skids. He told me so."
I laugh minus even a hint of humor. "Oh, ho, ho. Of course he's going to tell you that. What do you think he'd tell you- that he loves his wife and that things are just hunky dory between them? That's not how these things work, in case you were too busy with your heavy petting to notice."
"Heavy petting?"
"Yeah. Heavy petting. I should've directed the two of you over to the Tisch Zoo where petting is encouraged.”
― Jenny Gardiner, Slim to None