Suitcase Quotes

“There's a reason every book, even one that isn't very serious, is shaped like a suitcase”
― Sergei Dovlatov, The Suitcase

“Pariah Luggage by Stewart Stafford

I am the last piece of luggage,
On the baggage carousel,
If there's a suitcase deity,
It has cursed and forsaken me.

I see the excited faces drop,
Blank me and turn away,
And around I go yet again,
Condemned to ovoid limbo.

The stumbling supermodel,
On a mortification catwalk,
Bursting at badly-taped seams,
Spilling contents everywhere.

On my next lap of shame,
Those same faces show pity,
For the uninvited leper guest,
At life's most fugacious "party."

© Stewart Stafford, 2022. All rights reserved.”
― Stewart Stafford

“You should not be surprised when law enforcement steals your bag!”
― Steven Magee

“What kind of police officer sends a person to prison and their suitcase to lost property for destruction?”
― Steven Magee