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“Meg turned and gazed out the rear windshield, probably checking for any shiny blobs pursuing us. “At least we’re not being—”
“Don’t say it,” Percy warned.
Meg huffed. “You don’t know what I was going to—”
“You were going to say, ‘At least we’re not being followed,’” Percy said. “That’ll jinx us. Immediately we’ll notice that we are being followed. Then we’ll end up in a big battle that totals my family car and probably destroys the whole freeway. Then we’ll have to run all the way to camp.”
Meg’s eyes widened. “You can tell the future?”
"Don’t need to.” Percy changed lanes to one that was crawling slightly less slowly. “I’ve just done this a lot.”
― The Hidden Oracle
“Don’t say it,” Percy warned.
Meg huffed. “You don’t know what I was going to—”
“You were going to say, ‘At least we’re not being followed,’” Percy said. “That’ll jinx us. Immediately we’ll notice that we are being followed. Then we’ll end up in a big battle that totals my family car and probably destroys the whole freeway. Then we’ll have to run all the way to camp.”
Meg’s eyes widened. “You can tell the future?”
"Don’t need to.” Percy changed lanes to one that was crawling slightly less slowly. “I’ve just done this a lot.”
― The Hidden Oracle

“Jen's Mum Will Write
Jen's mum writes advertising copy.
She specializes in white goods:
washing machines, dryers, fridges,
freezers, dishwashers.
She hates these appliances
hulking
in corners,
power-hungry and fractious.
One day, she will have a wood stove,
and she'll write about things that matter-
she will write about birth and death,
about love and the absence of love,
about fathers and children,
about mothers and daughters,
about lovers and friends.
She'll write about the whole goddamn
wonderful, awful business
of loving and being loved”
― Jinx
Jen's mum writes advertising copy.
She specializes in white goods:
washing machines, dryers, fridges,
freezers, dishwashers.
She hates these appliances
hulking
in corners,
power-hungry and fractious.
One day, she will have a wood stove,
and she'll write about things that matter-
she will write about birth and death,
about love and the absence of love,
about fathers and children,
about mothers and daughters,
about lovers and friends.
She'll write about the whole goddamn
wonderful, awful business
of loving and being loved”
― Jinx

“And you know what happened next in my dream? Dick Cheney and I said the same thing at the same time: "Well, we had a Cold War to win." And then I screamed at him: "I KNEW you would say that! You ALWAYS say that!" But then, since Cheney and I made the same remark at the same time, I realized he owed me a Coke. So I said, "Jinx! You owe me a Coke!" And Vice-President Dick Cheney smiled sheepishly. *Shudder*... I don't even DRINK coke. I tastes like robot sweat.”
― Get Your War On II
― Get Your War On II

“You're not standing on your head! Have a cookie. - Grimspite in Jinx on the Divide”
― Jinx on the Divide
― Jinx on the Divide

“Whoever said, "I'll give you the world," to their significant other, must have had bad intentions.”
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“It's not enough to give people what they need to survive, you have to give them what they need to live.- Ekko.”
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“Just when you see a kid selling a mascot,
If you don't buy it because he winks,
Not only that will be considered a "boycott",
Xenophobically, it will also be a jinx!”
― ACross Tic
If you don't buy it because he winks,
Not only that will be considered a "boycott",
Xenophobically, it will also be a jinx!”
― ACross Tic
“I think you're turning into a tree," said Reven. "Forsooth, you see what the trees see. You'll be spouting leaves next.”
― Jinx: The Wizard's Apprentice
― Jinx: The Wizard's Apprentice

“When the world was dark, those amber-emerald eyes filled the void, greeting Jan like an old friend - reminding her that they were part of her, and that they would be for years to come.”
― Jinx
― Jinx
“And I Reven, your faithful servant, fair maiden"
Elfwyn beamed at Reven.
"He's a robber". Said Jinx
"And this is my stout companion, Jinx" said Reven.
"I'm one of the people he's robbed" said Jinx.”
― Jinx: The Wizard's Apprentice
Elfwyn beamed at Reven.
"He's a robber". Said Jinx
"And this is my stout companion, Jinx" said Reven.
"I'm one of the people he's robbed" said Jinx.”
― Jinx: The Wizard's Apprentice
“I have to, don't I? He's not my slave," said Simon. "If he doesn't appreciate what he's got, let him leave”
― Jinx: The Wizard's Apprentice
― Jinx: The Wizard's Apprentice
“That troll was my stepfather," Jinx said.
He saw Reven and Elfwyn exchange a glance.
"I think you hit your head pretty hard when you fell" said Elfwyn. "Maybe you should lie back down.”
― Jinx: The Wizard's Apprentice
He saw Reven and Elfwyn exchange a glance.
"I think you hit your head pretty hard when you fell" said Elfwyn. "Maybe you should lie back down.”
― Jinx: The Wizard's Apprentice
“I kind of think she has a point," said Wendell. "Really".
"Oh, shut up. You think everyone has a point," said Jinx.
"Well, they do," said Wendell equably.”
― Jinx's Fire
"Oh, shut up. You think everyone has a point," said Jinx.
"Well, they do," said Wendell equably.”
― Jinx's Fire
“Now, get on it," said Jinx
"Get on it? Are you crazy? You think I trust your levitation skills?"
"You shouldn't say stuff like that, it undermines my confidence," said Jinx.”
― Jinx's Fire
"Get on it? Are you crazy? You think I trust your levitation skills?"
"You shouldn't say stuff like that, it undermines my confidence," said Jinx.”
― Jinx's Fire
“I know I can't levitate my own weight at this height," said Simon.
"You can't if you think you can't," said Jinx. Without meaning to, he blinked, and the plank dropped several feet. He levitated again.
"That was certainly confidence inspiring," said Simon.
"I blinked”
― Jinx's Fire
"You can't if you think you can't," said Jinx. Without meaning to, he blinked, and the plank dropped several feet. He levitated again.
"That was certainly confidence inspiring," said Simon.
"I blinked”
― Jinx's Fire
“He always said to me, 'Mildred, one day this will all be yours.'" Simon made a wide gesture, encompassing books, cats, and the door to Samara.
"Er, he called you Mildred?"
"Often as not"
"Maybe he really meant to leave everything to Mildred," said Jinx
"If she ever shows up, we'll talk," said Simon. "But I think she may have been a dog he once had.”
― Jinx's Magic
"Er, he called you Mildred?"
"Often as not"
"Maybe he really meant to leave everything to Mildred," said Jinx
"If she ever shows up, we'll talk," said Simon. "But I think she may have been a dog he once had.”
― Jinx's Magic
“What are you doing? Stop it!" Elfwyn cried, and the hitting ceased abruptly. "How dare to hit Jinx? He's younger than you, and littler, and-"
"Hey," Jinx interrupted, before this description of him could get any worse. "I hit him first!"
"That's true, my lady" said Reven fairly. "He did.”
― Jinx: The Wizard's Apprentice
"Hey," Jinx interrupted, before this description of him could get any worse. "I hit him first!"
"That's true, my lady" said Reven fairly. "He did.”
― Jinx: The Wizard's Apprentice
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